The Power of the Jinx: Ricky Rubio, Kevin Love, and the Minnesota Timberwolves Fail to get Credit for a Win for the Second Time in Three Games
Why is it that I, your Quest for the Ring (QFTR) producer, don’t watch a lot of regular season games? It’s mainly because I have many better ways to spend the production time available for QFTR. Although when I watch a game only one third of the time is counted against production time, even so, I can’t be watching a lot of regular season games because if I do that then I will be even more short of time than I already am for producing what I want and need to produce.
If I watched two games every single night it would virtually cripple production of QFTR Reports.
QFTR operates at a high level which enables us to explain how basketball playoff games and Championships are won and lost whether or not we ever watch games. More specifically, we mostly use many dozens of Internet Sites (using the most important and valuable things on those Sites), dozens of computer programs, dozens of books, thousands of articles, and a few other odd ball things to produce Reports. We make use of records that are on the Internet of thousands and thousands of teams and games to produce Reports. And of course we make use of a high level of accumulated knowledge and intelligence about the game. In order to qualify to write reports about basketball, you do need to watch a few games, but if you want to know the truth, watching games is actually a relatively unproductive way to spend production time.
To the extent I do watch games I watch mainly playoff games. Those “high level” games are the ones QFTR is most concerned with.
But sometimes I get quirky or whatever and can not resist watching some regular season games. Traditionally when I do watch a regular season game it will be a Denver Nuggets game. But now that George Karl has pretty much decimated the Nuggets, times are finally changing, and recently I have been watching Minnesota Timberwolves games than Nuggets games. Already, I’ve now watched two Minnesota Timberwolves regular season games (and part of the third one).
RAYMOND FELTON EXTREMELY OUTSTANDING, TY LAWSON EVEN BETTER, AND GEORGE KARL IN A BITCHY MOOD AS PORTLAND BEATS DENVER
But I did see the Portland Trailblazers defeat the Nuggets in Portland on December 29, and I was happy to see Karl lose, especially since Karl was extremely pissed about it. Karl was in one of his really bitchy moods, probably at least partly because he was worried that Raymond Felton would be better than Ty Lawson in the game. Karl getting all bitchy with the officials by itself made the game worth watching, laugh out loud. But there was far more than that to enjoy in that game.
Portland starting point guard Raymond Felton, who is clearly a superstar point guard, was a Nugget last year, but he demanded to be traded when Karl made the mistakes of considering Ty Lawson to be better than he is and when Karl made Lawson the starter rather than Felton, and when Karl gave Lawson more playing time minutes than he gave Felton. Lawson may be a superstar himself, but Felton is clearly and measurably better, especially when you look at which you would rather have in a playoff game.
The interesting twist in the December 29 Nuggets – Trailblazers game was that even though Denver lost the game, Karl’s point guard Ty Lawson was off the chain and had 8 assists and a Real Player Rating in the historical superstar stratosphere. Felton was also a historical superstar for the game, but had a lower rating than Lawson since he could hardly beat Lawson’s career best type of night.
To make a long story short and to simplify, that game was mostly guards versus guards, and since Karl is especially poor at managing guards, the Trailblazers were able to win the game despite the fact that Lawson had a completely off the chain game featuring 8 steals.
Oh well, I guess a coaching hack like Karl can’t win even when he catches a break; ball don’t lie!
But back to the main subject at hand….
WITH QFTR WATCHING, THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES LOSE ANOTHER GAME THAT REALLY WAS A WIN
After on opening night having defeated one of the very best teams in the League, the Oklahoma Thunder, but not getting credit for the win due mostly to the incredible bad luck of missing almost every single three attempted, the Thunder lost their second straight home game of the young season on the last Friday of 2011 (December 30). Legally, the Miami Heat won the game over the Minnesota Timberwolves 103-101, but realistically, they didn’t really win the game.
This latest Timberwolves loss was due to bad calls made by referees, pure and simple. I don’t have the time to specifically review what the bad calls were (and like most of them this QFTR Report is already a long one). If you don’t believe me, consider that Rick Adelman became so upset with the officiating that he was called for a technical foul (and Adelman getting a technical is rare). And/or consider that Adelman was repeatedly upset with the officials during the game. If you still don’t believe me, visit a Timberwolves forum and read the game thread (or perhaps even a Heat forum for that matter). Or else download and watch the damn game yourself. If you know basketball and watch that game, you will have to agree that there were bad calls going against both teams in that game, but many more went against the Timberwolves, and since Miami won by just two points, the Timberwolves were obviously the victims of bad officiating in this game.
So at one point, Timberwolves Coach Adelman was so upset about bad calls that he got a technical foul for being upset with the officials. Adelman getting a technical foul is a very rare event.
Although overall most basketball games are won by the team that really won, one of the exceptions is games where bad officiating goes more against one team than another, costing that team a game. As a rough estimate, that happens one time in every 200 games.
For the record, in the very first week of the 2011-12 season, the Timberwolves have now defeated two of the very best teams in the NBA, the Oklahoma Thunder and the Miami Heat. Ricky Rubio has indeed arrived.
QFTR MIGHT BE THE PROBLEM
Unfortunately, the QFTR jinx has apparently reared it’s ugly head. This jinx is where if I watch a game the wrong team (which is of course the team I want and expect to win) loses the game. This jinx is yet another reason I should not be watching very many regular season games.
The jinx seems to be much stronger in the regular season than it is in the playoffs. But don’t get me wrong, it seems I do once in a while cost a team a win by watching a game in the playoffs. For example, I may be the one responsible for costing the Boston Celtics the chance to win what would have been a game seven in their 2011 playoff series versus the Miami Heat. That chance was lost when Dywayne Wade intentionally tried to injure Rajon Rondo and, unfortunately, the try to injure Rondo turned into the actual injury to Rondo. Rondo being injured ended any chance that the Celtics could beat the Heat in those 2011 playoffs.
And now I am thinking it may be yours truly who is really responsible for the Timberwolves winning two of their first three 2011-12 games against two of the very best teams, but not getting credit for either won of those wins. I have a long history of watching games that end up controversial to put it nicely and stolen by the wrong team to put it more realistically. More generally, I have a long history of bad luck that boggles the mind, although eventually I prevail in every little and every big thing.
Of course, since you remember the games that turn out wrong more easily and for a longer time than you remember the ones that turn out right, there is a tendency for the power of the jinx to be exaggerated. However, that does not mean there isn’t a jinx. The truth is brutal: the QFTR jinx is very real. I have to stop watching Timberwolves games or they will continue to every once in a while be cheated out of a win. I might have to have someone tie me up so that I won’t be able to watch any of the Nuggets-Timberwolves games.
But on the other hand, realistically, what am I going to do? I can’t resist watching a few regular season games, and I absolutely have to watch a few playoff games or else I would not be fully 100% qualified to produce QFTR. Unfortunately, the jinx is going to occasionally cost a team a win.
Let’s see what might be salvaged after the jinx and any injuries have done the damage that they are going to do….
TIMBERWOLVES AND NUGGETS THINGS WE NEED AND WANT TO HAVE HAPPEN TO MAKE 2012 A GOOD YEAR
The more wins the Timberwolves are cheated out of, the less they will achieve. Let’s review what they are capable of achieving this year, in order from the biggest to the most modest achievement, customized to a QFTR perspective:
-- (1) The Timberwolves make the 2012 playoffs, taking the last playoff spot in the West from the Denver Nuggets, who are on their way back down to the League basement, mostly due to Nuggets Coach George Karl’s persuasion (on the down low and indirectly of course which is how Karl does all of his dirty deeds) of many of their best players to quit the team (Carmelo Anthony, J.R. Smith, Raymond Felton to name three but there are more than this). Yes, Karl really is that destructive; that Karl eventually decimates teams and franchises is not just an urban legend, laugh out loud.
Or, if that can’t happen due to the jinx or injuries or what have you, how about this:
-- (2) The Timberwolves make the 2012 playoffs but the coaching hack Karl squirms his way into the playoffs as well (only to be quickly dumped in round one as usual).
Or, if that can’t happen due to the jinx or injuries or what have you, how about this:
-- (3) Neither the Nuggets nor the Timberwolves make the playoffs. But the Timberwolves finish with a better win-loss record than the Nuggets.
Or, if that can’t happen due to the jinx or injuries or what have you, how about this:
-- (4) The Timberwolves defeat the Denver Nuggets in head to head match-ups. The Timberwolves win all four games against the Nuggets, or at least they win three of four of them. And this causes George Karl to fall short of the 38-26 record he needs to get to to avoid being directly responsible for the Nuggets drop-off from 2011 to 2012. For details about what is on the line for Karl in 2012, see this Report.
Or, if that can’t happen due to the jinx or injuries or what have you, how about this:
-- (5) The Timberwolves defeat the Denver Nuggets in head to head match-ups. The Timberwolves win all four games against the Nuggets, or at least they win three of four of them. But somehow, George Karl still manages to finish with a record of 38-26 or better and thus avoids responsibility, at least for now, in this particular year, for the Nuggets going to hell and a hand basket due to his chasing away most of the better players on the Nuggets.
Note that once it finally becomes obvious that the Nuggets are heading for the basement of the NBA, that’s when Karl will probably finally retire, leaving the mess and the impossible task of cleaning up after the Karl fiasco to some hapless fool who stumbles into that impossible to quickly clean up mess.
So I want one of those five things just described to happen. The lower the number of the item (and the higher up the item is on the list) the more celebration there will be at QFTR headquarters this coming spring.
NUGGETS-TIMBERWOLVES GAMES IN 2011-12
Despite there being just being 66 games in this regular season instead of the usual 82, there will be a full slate of four Nuggets-Timberwolves games this year as usual:
--Monday Feb. 20 in Denver at 9 pm; Both teams will be playing on back to back nights.
--Sunday March 25 in Minneapolis at 330 pm; Neither team will be playing on back to back nights.
--Wednesday April 11 in Denver at 9 pm; Neither team will be playing on back to back nights.
--Thursday April 26 in Minneapolis at 8 pm; the Denver Nuggets will be playing on back to back nights; the Timberwolves will be rested.
Those teams are Eastern times; watch those games if you get a chance. Maybe if just one QFTR reader watches a game based on a QFTR recommendation the jinx will be defeated by an anti-jinx.
ADELMAN GAGGED
After the game, Timberwolves Coach Rick Adelman had this to say in the brief post-game news conference that coaches usually give after games.
WHAT ADELMAN REALLY MEANT TO SAY BUT COULDN’T DUE TO VERY HEAVY FINES IMPOSED IF A COACH CRITICIZES BAD CALLS
“We were hammered by a large number of bad calls and that cost us the game. We really won that game. The officiating in the game was horrible, far worse than normal. There were about seven bad calls against us and maybe two bad calls against the Heat, for a net of five against us. If you just take back any two of those five net bad calls against us we win that game over the Miami Heat.”
If Adelman had said that, it would have been the real truth, but it would have cost him many thousands of dollars because the League would have fined his ass. Adelman is way to professional and too experienced with bad officiating to fall into the trap of criticizing officials in a stupid little news conference and then getting fined. Fortunately, the League can not fine the ass of QFTR.
OFFICIAL QFTR APOLOGY TO THE TIMBERWOLVES
So QFTR apologizes to the Timberwolves for watching Timberwolves games. Even though we are not really responsible for the jinx, it does live at our headquarters and therefore good manners require that we apologize for the bastard. To try to get rid of this jinx, we have tried Raid, other bug sprays, rat killer, mouse killer, and complete fumigation by a licensed exterminator. Hell, we even had a freaky Catholic priest come and do an exorcism at QFTR headquarters. But jinxes in general, or at least the jinx that is at HQ, appear to be immune to all of those things, because obviously since the Timberwolves have now legally lost two games that were actually wins, out of just three games watched by QFTR, who can deny the power of the Jinx?
But at the same time, who can deny the power of Ricky Rubio, Kevin Love, Derrick Williams, Rick Adelman, and the Minnesota Timberwolves? They just defeated the Oklahoma Thunder and the Miami Heat, two of the very best teams in the NBA.